December Roundup

Two years of the corrupt and incompetent shitshower of a “Government” run by the ineffable Boris Johnson and there are still millions who would vote for them, notwithstanding tens of thousands of avoidable Covid deaths, draft and corruption, culture wars, lies, flagrant breaches of public health regulations we are all expected to follow, the attempt to criminalise protest, and……I could go on but as we … Continue reading December Roundup

July Roundup

So we had football and England’s fabulous performance in the European Championship, we had tennis, we had a kind of normality that really wasn’t. We also had a Government that. having spent a year and a half scaring everyone silly aboit the virus suddenly decided to scrap all restrictions and, seemingly, all sensible public heath measures, and let everyone get on with it. All this … Continue reading July Roundup

May Roundup

May is Mary’s month. It is also masturbation month so it seemed like a good idea to start off the roundup with a masturbation pic. One thing I can totally relate to is how the inner life has become so important to people during the pandemic and how this is not unproblematic. Master’s Pleasing bitch talks aboit her experiences here. And I must talk of … Continue reading May Roundup

Out of Body Experiences

This piece was written for Smutathon 2019 on 28th September 2019 and originally posted on smutathon.com . Please visit the site if you haven’t already. There is a lot of fabulous content. Many years ago, in a student bar, a friend asked a strange question “Why do you have to transport your body when you want to go anywhere?” We laughed. I mean, the answer … Continue reading Out of Body Experiences