I don’t know how many of you are familiar with cloud computing solutions? They are pretty new to me but my employer has decided we are going to go on onto the cloud as we work from home during lockdown. The advantage, they said, is that more than one person can work on a sheet at anyone time. And when we are all working from home during lockdown that is a big advantage. Particularly as we have the accounting year end and are all under pressure.
I pour myself a mug of filter coffee and settle down to work on the new company Balance Sheet. I see that my assistant Steph is already working on the sheet, Steph who I really got to know on the last office night out, her first since joining our company. I fancy her but pulled back from making a pass, even after the best part of two bottles of Chardonnay. My nerve failed me.
I type in the formula that pulled through the Property Plant and Equipment figure only to see it disappear. I click back into the cell that looks blank. Instead I see that Steph has typed in white on the white background.
“Feeling horny? Reply in cell AD347”
So I do.
“Horny as fuck.” I hesitate. Can I go further with a work colleague? I hover the cursor over the cell and add
“Hot for you. Cell AF988”
I click into the cell to watch her reply.
“I’ve got a shaved fanny. How about you? BD2367”
“A full hairy bush, Au naturel 🙂 AT765”
“Just how I like another girl’s’ cunt 🙂 FN69”
“Getting moist for you. Needs a tonguing. Soon. CA21564”
“What are you wearing? D2980”
“Pink knickers and a leather skirt. AA332”
“For WFH? CF453”
“For you. Z3217”
“Take them off. CA32178”
So I did, Well it was an old denim skirt actually but still….
“I am naked. I am so fucking wet. FA2178”
“How many fingers? EA3215”
“Four with room for more. You?” GB456″
“Same here. Got a wand? DE231”
“Got it right here. Masturbating to you right now. TR3216”
I sit back in my chair, holding Steph before me. I turn the wand up high and bring myself quickly to the edge.
“Edging myself. Ready to come when you are. PF4327”
“Come baby come”
And I do, twice as I fantasise about what we will do when this bloody lockdown finishes. I know they say play away from work but Steph is fucking hot and now that I know she is into girls…well……. and I don’t even care that she has overtyped the formula that pulls Property, Plant and Equipment through onto the draft Balance Sheet, and that I will be working this evening to put it right. Well work is just another chance to fantasise about Steph isn’t it?
I pull my skirt back up. I am still breathing heavily as the orgasm pulses through me. I need a cigarette and am about to pop outside when my work phone buzzes. It is a text from Steph.
“Same time tomorrow? Btw Skype meeting with Dave at 2. Best not look too happy!”
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9 thoughts on “Every Cloud Has a Sexy Lining”
Brilliant. This is such a good idea and I can just see it happened. Definitely a way to add excitement to working from home during lockdown. 😊
It would be great. Still time for it to happen!
What a great story line and you delivered it perfectly.
That was so naughty and fun! I loved it
Glad you liked it. Still waiting for it to happen though
I never knew spreadsheets could be so sexy. This is a really clever story
Do you remember the car stickers that said “Accountants do it by double entry” ? That’s when I knew I wanted to be one 🙂
I think I’m a fan of spreadsheet erotica.